Three Part Titles
Apparently, I'm addicted.But maybe that's ok. Maybe it's good, in fact. Maybe I should try to title everything in three part lists. Misleading three part lists, ideally.My last post, for example, had I gone with my three part title impulse, would have been called Facts, Solutions, and the Chinatown Bus. Which would explain nothing. But would sound good. To me.
Hmmm.Anyway, here's a catalog of past three parters. In reverse chronological order.Smiles, Epidemics, and Learning from the Mormons
Mice, Whales, and Swimming After the BoatA Pump Fake, a Fluther, and a Pot Full of Bones
Luck, Dancefloors, and CallousesDjango, Lightning, and a Trip to the Bay
Trapeze Wisdom, Balkanization, and WikipediaNeglected Tabs, Storyteller Microbloggers, and the Neverending Cycle
Pain, Ghostwriting, and Jimmy CarterAddiction, Sparks, and Comment Value
Poop, Marketing, and Alex TrebekTruth, Surprise, and Ween
Answers, Creativity, and Moral RelativismCrays, Bugs, and Oil
Votes, Cheesesteaks, and the New YeomanWind, Branding, and the Year of Steelcase Furniture
Dudes, Websites, and MetaphorsComments, Corrections, and Community
Pretty silly.But. This list took WAY longer than expected. Not a productive use of your Thursday midnight, Jake. You have WORK to do.