Three Part Titles

Apparently, I'm addicted.

But maybe that's ok.  Maybe it's good, in fact.  Maybe I should try to title everything in three part lists.  Misleading three part lists, ideally.

My last post, for example, had I gone with my three part title impulse, would have been called Facts, Solutions, and the Chinatown Bus.  Which would explain nothing.  But would sound good.  To me.

Hmmm.

Anyway, here's a catalog of past three parters.  In reverse chronological order.

Smiles, Epidemics, and Learning from the Mormons

Mice, Whales, and Swimming After the Boat

A Pump Fake, a Fluther, and a Pot Full of Bones

Luck, Dancefloors, and Callouses

Django, Lightning, and a Trip to the Bay

Trapeze Wisdom, Balkanization, and Wikipedia

Neglected Tabs, Storyteller Microbloggers, and the Neverending Cycle

Pain, Ghostwriting, and Jimmy Carter

Addiction, Sparks, and Comment Value

Poop, Marketing, and Alex Trebek

Truth, Surprise, and Ween

Answers, Creativity, and Moral Relativism

Crays, Bugs, and Oil

Votes, Cheesesteaks, and the New Yeoman

Wind, Branding, and the Year of Steelcase Furniture

Dudes, Websites, and Metaphors

Comments, Corrections, and Community

Pretty silly.

But. 

This list took WAY longer than expected.  Not a productive use of your Thursday midnight, Jake.  You have WORK to do.