Corns Only Make Me Walk Faster

Reading about Sick on Please Happy made me sing...

I was the kindergarten kid with wrinkled clothes
I dreaded school more than the Chicken Pox, and so I'd go...
Hey, Mom, I'm really feeling sick
I've been feverish
And I know
If I go to school today
I'd probably die on the way
From this cold

That's Derision. By Pain.

And this, Pose Ode, track 1 on Midgets With Guns, is one of those rare songs that applies to everything.

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My Dukes Swingin Loose

I love it when words overlap.

I can see the referee wants to go-hom-ie's got a wife and family.

Intentionally efficient use of language or not, that's a pretty great little rhyme.

Suckerpunch is track 11 on Wonderful Beef.

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The Three Fears?

An hypothesis* I heard last night...

There are three kinds of fear:

1. Fear of injury or pain.

2. Fear of losing (or lacking) connections with other people.

3. Fear of not being good enough.

That seem right?  What doesn't it cover?  How does fear of change fit in?  Fear of mystery?  Fear of the things unknown to which change gives rise?

*Note: An hypothesis?  A hypothesis?  H is a good letter.  Lots of possibilities.

Early Onset Dementia

As I chip away at this tagging project, I'm discovering blog posts that I don't remember writing.

Most notably, this one, which is about the airport in Marquette, Michigan, an airport that sells no gum except for sugary chicklets in a coin drop glass bubble.

That post includes both a reference to road trips and soggy lettuce and the Pain song Easy Out.  I made that very same wet lettuce reference less than a week ago in a post about the moment I fell in love with Sublime.  And I posted Easy Out again even more recently in a post about baseball and my sometimes embarrassing fanaticism.

The fact that I'm retelling stories and reintroducing songs is a little bit worrisome, but I do enjoy comparing the writing and thought processes, and I guess it is important to remember that memory imperfection is the biggest reason we write all this stuff down.

Double Knotting My Keds Up

The World Series is making it very difficult for me to concentrate on anything else.  And that makes me consider wanting to be something other than a half-closeted fanatical Philadelphia sports freak.  But then I remember this night, the extra innings, the fist pumps, and the win, and man am I glad that I have hometown teams like these.

This is my favorite baseball song, if you don't count the song that's only a baseball song in my imagination.

Easy Out is track 13 on Wonderful Beef.

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MQT

The second time I went to hang with Tom on Lake Superior, we drove.

We'd been on a couple of road trips together already, so we figured we'd make a few days of it.

We liked our plan. I'd fly from the East Coast to the Bay Area. We'd hang there for a day or two. Then we'd explore some Nevada, some Wyoming, a little South Dakota, and maybe some Minnesota or Wisconsin. And we'd roll into the Upper Peninsula with stories to tell.

I arrived at the Oakland airport at 9pm PST. Tom was waiting on the curb outside the baggage claim. I stepped into the car, closed the door, put on my seatbelt, and Tom told me his bags were packed. Should we leave right away, right then, from the airport? I'd been thinking the same thing.

So we left. We'd do the exploring another time.

41 hours straight.

Our longest stop was one hour, in Custer, SD, for an all you can eat buffet. The lettuce at the salad bar was soggy.

There were other stops. In a reservoir in Utah for a rinse. At a Little America motel pool in Wyoming for another. Gas stations. 24 hour stores to buy and microwave frozen burritos. Caffeine outlets. But we pretty much drove it straight through.

Ten hours of sleep. Total. Between the two of us. During a 41 hour stretch. Neither of us wanted the other to fall asleep at the wheel, so we kept each other company. Books on tape were not helpful. Ween, Sublime, Talking Heads, and Pain were.

We rolled up to the lakeshore at dinnertime. We'd left word with some friends to bring enough food to their cookout for us. Baked potatoes, baked beans, hamburger patties, and salad in a bag awaited.

We stayed up until 4am that night, sitting around a campfire and catching up with friends we hadn't seen in a year. We woke up at 8am the next day, jumped in Superior, met everyone for breakfast, planned a day of adventuring, hiked all day, partied until 4am again, and repeated. For a full week. No days off. No nights off. No more rest than was absolutely necessary. Not a moment to spare.

When I arrived at the airport to fly back east at the end of that trip, I gave Tom a hug, checked my bag, walked through security, sat down at the gate, and fell asleep in my chair. They had to wake me up to get me on the plane. The flight attendant closed the door behind me, and the plane started moving before I sat down. Good thing Marquette is tiny. Pretty sure they would have let me sleep in JFK or LAX.

I spent some time in that airport today.

This year's trip was significantly more tranquilo than that other one. We're a little older. A little smarter maybe. Less reckless. Less courageous. But I was still tired this morning. And I still craved a nap.

But I battled through. Tom flew two hours before I did, and he had half a cup of decaf left when they called him to board. That gave me a little boost. A subconscious taste placebo. I didn't fall asleep until I was safely on the plane.

Gotta love the vacations from which you need to recover.

Hopefully listening to a little Pain tonight will help.

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