A stranger called the office.  Jane, who answered the phone, didn't know what to do with him.  She put him on hold and asked me if I wanted to take over.  I said not really.  So she gave him my email address. 

This is the first paragraph of the email that just came my way.   Names changed to protect the innocent.

Here is the information requested.  I will just give you a brief overview of the event information.  We have several webinars scheduled for the next 4 or 5 days.  I honestly have to say Jimmy Datsi our VP of Production gives a fantastic easy to sit through presentation.  We just finished one up about an hour ago and the response was fantastic.  As virtual events are becoming more the norm with energy cost limiting much travel this webinar is very timely.  Even if for no other reason than to educate yourself on virtual events I encourage you to attend.  I will send you an invite and a schedule under separate cover.

Under a separate cover.  I'm excited.  I feel like I should be wearing camouflage.