I'm pretty sure both the video camera and the internet were invented with situations like this in mind:

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

A. Someone please teach me French.

2. Giuls, my darling sister, it's time for you to settle down and start a family so I can have little nieces and nephews and spend every free moment of the rest of my life telling stories with them.

d. The hippo was allergic to magic.

Note: My capitalization ok on that title? Tricky when all that separates one word from another is an apostrophe.