That's a headline. Or it will be someday. Apparently.

A few weeks ago, Lauren submitted a story to Patch.com. It's an adaptation of a radio/photo profile she produced last winter on an 85 year old amateur woodworker. In her correspondence with Patch, Lauren called the story Ed's Workshop.

On Friday, she got this email:

The links don't work. She hasn't been paid yet. But you gotta love a title with (probably) accidental Pauly Shore connotations.