Anticipating the Dilemma

A friend just emailed me highlights from a quoteboard he used to keep in his old apartment. 

This one's my favorite.  It's a conversation between roommates.  L is a girl.  W is a boy. 

L: I have a moral dillema.
W: Take the money.
L: No, it's not like that...
W: Sleep with both of them.
L: No, not that either, but now I'm distracted.