Anticipating the Dilemma
A friend just emailed me highlights from a quoteboard he used to keep in his old apartment. This one's my favorite. It's a conversation between roommates. L is a girl. W is a boy.
L: I have a moral dillema.
W: Take the money.
L: No, it's not like that...
W: Sleep with both of them.
L: No, not that either, but now I'm distracted.
W: Take the money.
L: No, it's not like that...
W: Sleep with both of them.
L: No, not that either, but now I'm distracted.