Big bed, little dude. Preparing to meet #thenewmans2014.

His mother says his lower lip is growing.

Malcolm’s first nicked nose. You should have seen the other baby.

Our pediatrician.

Also in the kitchen tonight: a vegetarian rat tail.

I just tore a happyliving plant apart, washed it, and ate it. And I think maybe that was the ethical thing to do. If you’ve been happyliving in a box in a refrigerator with no food or water for, say, a week, a quick, barbaric, Circle of Life-style death might be just what you’ve been hoping for.

Learning to smile.

@laurenwhaley and son